My lease is up at the end of the month so I've been looking for a new place. I went to an open house today. Not that I can afford to buy a house, I just like how nice the realtors are to me. I like it when they tell me all of the things I can do with the place when I buy it. They are always so optimistic about my future. They say things like, "It's a great place to raise a family! Lot's of excellent schools nearby". They never say things like, "It's a comfortable place to die alone" or, "It has plenty of storage space for all of your meaningless possessions".
I'll start looking for a small apartment tomorrow
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