Thrift Store

I was at Goodwill today looking for a new suit so that I don't stand out so much when I take the elevator to the top floor of that big skyscraper downtown. I also found a pair of binoculars for only $10. They're not as good as my other ones, but they're smaller so they fit nicely in my pocket. I realized that I've never seen underwear at Goodwill. I wonder if it's because they aren't allowed to sell it or because nobody ever donates it. People just wear underwear until it falls apart. Not that I would ever wear underwear worn by someone else. That would be disgusting.